1) Free Trip to heaven.
2) Try our Sundays. They are better than
3) Searching for a new look? Have your faith
4) An ad for a Church has a picture of two hands
holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline
that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.
When the restaurant next to the Church put out a big sign that said, "Open
Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays,
6) Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear
7) Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
8) Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is
low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.